Skydiving 
Says it all.  I don't know what exactly the
Says it all. I don't know what exactly the "and More" is eluding to, but I bet it's death. *

Signing our lives away.
Signing our lives away.

After hearing our skydiving lesson from the man who colonized Virginia, I knew we were all going to die that day.  Because anytime you are given a skydiving lesson from a man older than Jesus himself, you're ganna die.  And to back that up with scientific evidence, all sources on the internet confirm - no one has ever talked to Jesus and is still alive today. Who is going to argue with that? Exactly, nobody.
After hearing our skydiving lesson from the man who colonized Virginia, I knew we were all going to die that day. Because anytime you are given a skydiving lesson from a man older than Jesus himself, you're ganna die. And to back that up with scientific evidence, all sources on the internet confirm - no one has ever talked to Jesus and is still alive today. Who is going to argue with that? Exactly, nobody.

Philippe excited to get into his blue bunny suit.  This whole trip is a new experience for him.  Normally, he wears a *pink* bunny suit.  Totally an upgrade.
Philippe excited to get into his blue bunny suit. This whole trip is a new experience for him. Normally, he wears a *pink* bunny suit. Totally an upgrade.

Scared it won't fit?
Scared it won't fit?

Not only does it fit, but it fits remarkably well.  Just to let everyone know, it's a custom fitted blue bunny suit.  Sorry Philippe, I had to tell everyone.
Not only does it fit, but it fits remarkably well. Just to let everyone know, it's a custom fitted blue bunny suit. Sorry Philippe, I had to tell everyone.

I don't know what looks more hardcore in this picture - my facial expression, or Rao's facial expression, a testament to his struggle to get away just before his rib cage gave out.
I don't know what looks more hardcore in this picture - my facial expression, or Rao's facial expression, a testament to his struggle to get away just before his rib cage gave out.

Eventually Rae had to let go of Sandra.  Actually it didn't matter, because they'd both be pushed out of the airplane regardless of what they were holding onto.
Eventually Rae had to let go of Sandra. Actually it didn't matter, because they'd both be pushed out of the airplane regardless of what they were holding onto.

David gives Sandra a farewell hug just in case incident 387 in our contract occurred.  And by incident 387, I mean hitting the ground at 128 mph.
David gives Sandra a farewell hug just in case incident 387 in our contract occurred. And by incident 387, I mean hitting the ground at 128 mph.

Sandra's fly is unzipped, but no one wanted to tell her.
Sandra's fly is unzipped, but no one wanted to tell her.

For a moment I thought I looked pretty sharp in blue.  But then I realized it looked like oversized pajamas.
For a moment I thought I looked pretty sharp in blue. But then I realized it looked like oversized pajamas.

Does this expression convey excitement or fear? Neither, it's
Does this expression convey excitement or fear? Neither, it's "I'm stoned, you're not, so sorry".

I needed proof that I really did jump out of an airplane, and made sure to fax this to Mom first thing when I got home.  Hi mom.
I needed proof that I really did jump out of an airplane, and made sure to fax this to Mom first thing when I got home. Hi mom.

Same thing Rao was having, except she had about 10 times more. Twice.
Same thing Rao was having, except she had about 10 times more. Twice.

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